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Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
shuttermutt replied to your photo: TODAY I BOUGHT MY PROM DRESS AND I REALLY LOVE HOW… YARA ES MUY BONITAAAAA Y AMANDA ESTÁ PRECIOSAAAAA ❤
two bloggers in same room: you should reblog that so i can reblog it
abwhoretion: “Hello Lifealert” “Hello Stella, are you okay?” “… is your refrigerator running?” “Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your shit”
oh my god i really love answering to your replies but i think it might annoy some of you and i dont wanna do that im sorry
zetari replied to your photo: TODAY I BOUGHT MY PROM DRESS AND I REALLY LOVE HOW… Beautiful! Thank you!! ♡
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antimonious asked: Your blog is one of my favorites and that dress is bangin'. BUH-ANG-IN.
Anonymous asked: because im scared you wont like me once you actually get to know me haha
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involvingmeinvolvingyou: If you wanna be my lover You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car
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