tomrny:

psyducked:

when they let you cum inside

i know my neighbors are so nice they always let me in their house

the pink and brown dyes are washing out and i’m a redhead now

circlejerkcommander:

i am safe and ready for the sex

(Source: jamesfrancos)

queerpong:

HTML actually stands for

How

The fuck does this work

M

L

So I was looking through my folders

hayleytonks:

a-weeping-angel-just:

Whats this? Never knew I had this one

*opens*

oh.

seems about right

(Source: flowerbomb-navyblue)

(Source: stereksextape)

dickromanmpreg:

can i point out that balthazar’s first word on the show

and his last

were the same

THIS POST ACTUALLY MADE ME CRY OHMGYOD BUT YES ILL ALWAYS BE HERE FOR YOU SWEETIES

(Source: tic-tac-scented-tree)

becoming-untouchable:

lexicalnuncance:

Ok, so I was watching Peppa Pig and well……this is one of tHE BEST MOMENTS EVER. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING 

SHE JUSST HANGS UP ON HER

I saw this the other day and laughed for good 10 minutes. Just…Peppa’s face, I can’t. A+

necesitamos:

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.